[typing] Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE?
Wife: 2nd. Me: Is "polyamorous" hyphenated? Wife: No. Why? Me: It's for work. When's your flight?
In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the
lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
Why don't accountants read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Can you even work your smartphone?
In what capacity?
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.
When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"