Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works?
Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the
lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any
of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all
the women answer yes/no questions with "stories".