The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution.
I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.
How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
You can't C me!
A first grade teacher asks her students, "What comes
after 69?" One student responds, "Mouthwash"