[traffic jam] MAN: [rolls down window] Dude, why?
ME: [in the next car holding a rabbit as it repeatedly kicks the horn] It's his birthday
Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today,
or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls.
It was my grandmas birthday yesterday...
She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD
Not sure why me wife is only mad at me.
My 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy
birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"