Why did the wife bring a map to the store?
Because she wanted to find the right direction.
No thanks, marriage.
If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
There are two ways to keep a marriage happy
and without quarrel But nobody knows them
A couple are having trouble with their marriage...
Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear.
Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have "evolved." Republicans
unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about.