Why did the married man bring a ladder to bed?
To reach new heights in his relationship.
My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever',
now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'.
What do you call a husband who remembers anniversaries?
A unicorn.
Before and After marriage!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce.
Marriage in New Jersey should
be between a tan and a woman.