[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage.
What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives
Marriage in New Jersey should
be between a tan and a woman.
Why did the wife bring a map to the store?
Because she wanted to find the right direction.
A couple are having trouble with their marriage...
Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear.
Why did the married couple go to the gym?
Because their relationship needed some work.