There are Three Rings to Marriage The Engagement
Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering
Marriage is like walk in park....
and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
My nephew asked me what marriage was like.
So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
What do you call a husband who does the dishes?
A rare species.
A couple are having trouble with their marriage...
Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear.