Schrodinger's Cat is depressed Cat: No
one came to my birthday party/funeral
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey
What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday?
Throw Them A Surprise Party.
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
Did you hear about the birthday party thief?
I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake