How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
I got two front teeth for Christmas!
I have no idea who they belong to.
What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree?
Whore-naments
I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty.
Makes things simpler.
The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's
changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas.