Suicide is like marriage...
Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit.
Brain: He mentioned marriage again.
You know what to do. *sets phone on fire*
Love is blind, only marriage
opens your eyes.
No thanks, marriage.
If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
Why did the wife go to the eye doctor?
Because she couldn't see eye to eye with her husband.