My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what
they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids
to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday.
The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom?
That's where I store my toiletries.
What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night.
How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?
He felt his presents.