what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck?
a doberman
Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending?
She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)
Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning!
Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?
What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?
Some adults like lawyers.
Wanna have a little fun?
Go to Facebook and post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!