The animals that like to be pet are the ones
that feel the best to touch how dope is that
It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how
costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Some people say Ketamine is just for animals...
They need to get off their high horses.
I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider...
Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal.