What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?
...Is it mine?
The Doctor made me walk again...
Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill
A man went to his doctor...
Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger.
"Mom, i'm in the hospital." "Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years
now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."
I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling
him Doctor in front of his mom.