Funny school joke Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
You can't C me!
A student staring off in class...
The teacher said to the student "starring off into space never got anyone far in life." The student quipped "That's what they told Galileo."
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?
To get a bit of light relief.
I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive
ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher