My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't
understand the difference between a professional "colorist" and a professional "racist"
The minus sign tried to explain to the plus sign how multiplication works, ...
... but he only understood sum of it.
What do you call a nut that eats other nuts?
A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory...
but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]
What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds?
There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)