*being wrestled away from mall santa by security* u hav TWO WEEKS until deadline and ur out here doing PHOTO OPS?!
WHOS DOINGE THE REAL WORK
Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears".
Where else would the music go smartypants?
My work ethic could best be described as "procrastinate as much as possible
then frantically scream OH FUCK right before the deadline."
I thought I could take my dog with me to
the gym today, but it didn't work out.
Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work.
Number 7,511 will shock you!