Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas
have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis.
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and if they don't work give me a ring!
If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called?
Miracle On 52nd Street
Obama supporters are like Christmas lights...
Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!