I judge parties by how close to dead my
cell phone battery is when I leave.
I always write "boing" in the memo section of my checks,
so all parties involved know how this is gonna go.
There was once man.....
That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican
Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Why did the party goer go to the dentist?
To get his smile checked.