My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me.
Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline.
There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts.
He gives me the willies.
A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was.
"Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."
A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live...
Patient - "No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please" Doctor - "Money-wise, you are now set for life"
Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor.
Doctor shake head and say, "Six more days life then die." Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, "Is no thing I can take?" Doctor say, "Food."