What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?
Disney spells.
Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.
Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed
animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones.
Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs
Local news is like Facebook.
You get stories you don't care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.