What did Hitler get for Christmas?
An easy-bake oven.
My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what
they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
My estranged father bought me a telescope
for Christmas We're a lot closer now.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, "Hey!
There's no toilet paper in here!"