A programmer heads to the shops His wife says "grab a loaf of bread and if
they have eggs get a dozen" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread.
If you want to annoy a programmer...
Give him a bug-type Pokemon
What is a java programmers favorite bird?
A BlueJ
Why was the programmer sexist?
Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing
A programmers wife tells him...
A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread...