this asian is Hannibal Lecter
At the animal shelter
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.
One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds,
I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore.