Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass.
I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give
me "the parts of an animal" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."