Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it felt crummy.
A sandwich walks into a bar...
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
*knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can
hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food
A rabbi and a Catholic priest were talking When the priest asked the rabbi - "When will you
ever eat from my food?" To which the rabbi immediately responded - "At your wedding"
Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again.
All problems deferred to Monday...