A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy?
-Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it.
What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher?
A pizza can actually feed a family of four.
Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know they were catholics.
Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch
of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!