A class is learning about probability..
Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chances that I get a head? Girl: For a penny? Not very bright.
So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class...
I told him the subject just wasn't my forte
Good morning class, science is our lesson for today.
Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today.
teacher: "there are no stupid questions" me: "ya
ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!