Why can't Java programmers see well?
Because of the eclipse
A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ...
Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.
A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
If you want to annoy a programmer...
Give him a bug-type Pokemon
A programmer heads to the shops His wife says "grab a loaf of bread and if
they have eggs get a dozen" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread.