So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
Sir!
Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- "How much is a gram?" Laure- "Depends
on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out" #YouOwnedHimDude
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?
They go off onto different tangents.