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Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm 'Predicting Cat Behavior' is complete!
Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*
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It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how
costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?
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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
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[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
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If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.
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I just think there are a lot more animals
out there we could be eating.
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