Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?
Because the servers cannot be found
HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time?
ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD
A sandwich walks into a bar...
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?
Because he said he loves miso.
I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia.
It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food.