Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm.
I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work.
"We're sorry that password won't work we require mixed
case numbers symbols and a small goat sacrifice."
What's a dentist's favorite time of day?
Tooth-hurty.
Peter: My brother wants to work badly!
Anita: As I remember he usually does !
Why kill time when you can
make it work for you?