Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
How do programmers get a sixpack?
int[][] abs = new int[2][3]
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)
Algorithm Word used by programmers when they
don't want to explain what they did.