After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.
He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds.
My doctor told me to avoid trans fats.
I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.
Why did the doctor go to art school?
To learn how to draw blood properly.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"
I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV...
He said 'Just calm down and try to think positive.'