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Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves
of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day.
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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist
if you give them a little space
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*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the
planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm
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What do you call a porno set in space.
Apollo 13 inches
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I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son...
...but I couldn't planet.
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