If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need
two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?
A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.
I am an expert at making balloon animals.
May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
The animals that like to be pet are the ones
that feel the best to touch how dope is that