Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, "I'll
see you all at her next one." I know that now.
On the bright side...
We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.
Who proofread Hitler's speeches?
A grammar nazi
Why did the speaker go to the beach?
To get some sun and fun.
What do you call a speaker who loves to sing?
A vocal speaker.