What do you call a black hole that tells jokes?
A pun-derful void.
What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist?
There's a space between the E and the R
Because telescopes work using mirrors...
We'll never know if there are any space vampires.
When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
What do you call a porno set in space.
Apollo 13 inches