Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty.
He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
What do you call a Martian who loves to dance?
A Mars-hall.
"Do people really become like their pets?" I wonder, absentmindedly
raising a leg above my head and staring into space.
"I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking
off during an a-bomb explosion." -person who invented hand dryers