Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!?
"Mom, it's-" *dad makes throat slice gesture* "No one, Mom. No one"
The first time I've had sex was like the first time
I rode my bike My dad was holding me from behind
Lebron's life is like one big compass...
He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.
Apparently 1 in 7 people in the world are Chinese.
That means it's either me, my mum, dad, brother Steve, brother Craig, sister hanna, or brother huangxi. I suspect Craig.
I told my dad that I heard the U.S.
is sending warships to Yemen.. "Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."