What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need
two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds...
it's yours to keep.
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs