Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs
What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
I own 2 types of fossilised animal
excrement I'm a shit collector.
If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset
if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE.