What do you call 2 doctors walking together?
Pair-o-Medics
A man goes to the doctors for a physical.
The doctor says "you have to stop masturbating" The man replies "why?" The doctor responds "because I'm trying to give you a physical"
Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.
Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes.
You're making the doctors come back again.
I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV...
He said 'Just calm down and try to think positive.'