Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower?
The directions clearly state: "Rinse, lather, repeat"
Why the fuck did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays. Hahah get it? arrays(a raise?) No..? :(
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
What do SQL programmers do at night?
Count star.
Why can't Java programmers see well?
Because of the eclipse