Most animals don't like gore.
But leeches are suckers for blood.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish.
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.