My Christmas tree isn't the only thing
that's getting lit this time of year
My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously.
So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter.
40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture
of her for Christmas and it's still printing.
My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes
off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth
According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey .
I'm so confused.