I'm a theist I would be atheist,
but I left a space for God.
Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty.
He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.
me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space.
It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.
What do girls and parking spaces have in common?
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
"any questions for Mr.
deGrasse Tyson?" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?