Local news is like Facebook.
You get stories you don't care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.
Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
What animal do I respect most?
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.
Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?